Let's start at the very beginning, (a very good place to start lalalalla )
So, at the beginning of the summer I worked at Mr. Slowik's Theatre camp with the lovely Kristin Green(some of you may know her and her amazingness) We put on the show Thoroughly Modern Millie, which is set in the twenties! It was so much fun, and I choreographed most of it because Kristin, who's been dancing since she was a fetus and is the most talented being to walk this rock we call a planet, insists that she can't choreograph. Anywhoo, it was a great experience and tons of fun. (Plus, I got, like $200 in Starbucks credit and $100 in cash from all the campers. Success? I think so.)
Then I kinda kerfuffled around for about a week and tried to do online Spanish II, worst ever. But thennn.... *DRUUUMMMROLLL* I caught mother fucking (sorry for mah language) PNEUMONIA!! WOOO. NOT. Like, what!? Pneumonia is a I'm-outside-in-the-snow-naked-and-I-haven't-seen-warmth-since-1892- disease. Why I caught it in the middle of the summer will remain a mystery to me, like bigfoot. It sucked so much, and my doctor forbid me from traveling, so I missed my trip to Pittsburgh to see my cousin. That sucked. But I'm all better now, so W/E.
After draining(most of) the fluid in my lungs, my daddio took my sister and me to California!! It was really, really, really fun and we did a shit-ton of stuff! We went to a science museum, a Japanese Tea Garden, and a Botanical Garden!
The science museum was really cool, (nerd alert, I know) and there was an aquarium in it! Hehe, so many jellyfish!! I love jelly fish. The tea garden was super cute, but everyone kept looking at me like I should’ve been able to speak Japanese. I was like, sorry, dudes, adopted Chinese child, right here. The Botanical Gardens made me want to kill myself. I need to be in the mood to start at ‘Succulent Plants’ all day..
We went to another science museum (stop I like science), on a boat tour, and to another aquarium!
The science museum was really exciting, and I ran around like a two-year-old. The boat tour was really, really cool, and we got to see a lot more of the San Francisco Bay, including the Golden Gate Bridge!! (I took some pictures on my phone like an amateur, but I’m still proud of them) I got really sea sick and took a cute British couple’s picture! The boat was on a pier which was really cute and had shopping centers of all sorts up and down it. I just love outside shopping centers, and this one was looking over the pretty water The aquarium made me want to kill myself… Not enough jelly fish…
Lastly, we rode a cable car after waiting 45 minutes. (You know, the kind Mia crashed into while rolling backwards down the hill in The Princess Diaries) I rode on the outside like a BA (that stands for ‘bad ass’) with the wind blowing through my hair and the amazing SF scenery rushing by. I was oddly compelled to sing Colors of the Wind or Breakaway (another Princess Diaries moment).
To wrap it up like a burrito(whoever told children to use that in essays should be fed a fucking poisoned burrito haha I’m so funny) I really loved SF and hope to go back soon!
After all that, we went to two national parks, Sequoia and Yosemite, and did a lot of hiking. Like, I thought my calves were strong. NOPE. Jesus, so many mountains. We ate at In 'N Out for the first time. It was a religious experience and my taste buds went to heaven in a little boat carved by connoisseurs of Gods floating down a river of happiness, love, and spiritual enlightenment.
On the plane ride home, two children seated behind me took turns screeching to the top or their little lungs like they were witnessing their families being murdered, and I knew that if the flight were 5 minutes longer that they were the ones that were going to be murdered.
Finally, I'm home now and stressing about the start of the year. I have to do all of my AP Bio homework and finish reading the stupid-ass English articles that have 1,001 grammar mistakes in them, Like, really? Hehe, I hope y'all enjoy my entry(again, sorry for the tardiness.) SEE YOU GUYS SOON LOVE YOU SO MUCH MWAHHH




